It started in Salento. Or maybe before that, maybe last year when Katie Mae decided to move to Chile. And thought it would be a good idea to teach English. Now when we go through customs, or to hostels, museums, whatever, that require us to list our “Profession” or “Occupation” she lists her self as [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Quote of the Day’
English Lessons
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged English, Fuck, Hiking, Quote of the Day, Words on April 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Sales Pitch
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Beach, Colombia, English, Fish, Food, Fuck, Hammock, Quote of the Day, Words on April 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Playa Blanca, Balu: Beautiful white sand, sparkling, clear water, hammocks, sun, a breeze, peaceful. And then the vendors come. I woke up and heard a voice, above and behind my hammock. “They’re hot and fresh, only 5 thousand. Calientitos.” I turned my head and looked into a pot of unknown fried things. Twisted my head a [...]
Quotes of the Day
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Ecuador, Quote of the Day on March 15, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
So I was once at a Model UN Conference here in Quito. I was the delegate from New Zealand. They take these things seriously, which can be terrible because they take attendance and you have to sit in alphabetical order, or it can be wonderful because they have pages running up and down the aisles [...]